Profile: Eric Horwitz
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Xbox and Body Bags
I opened the door to hear, “Stop! Don’t come in! I’m jacking off!” My roommate was leaving to go back to the States in thirty minutes, but apparently he felt the need to do it one last time before he left. And there he was, wearing nothing but a University of South Carolina Gamecocks hat, rolled onto his stomach in pure terror that I had caught him.
“You’ve got five minutes!” I said.
“You’ve got five minutes!” I said.
