Profile: Brian Beatty
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K is for Kafka
I'd not even been in my new place an entire day before I received a postcard from Kafka. I'd just gotten back from returning the rental truck when there was a knock at my apartment door. I made my way through the confusion of boxes and gave the peephole a quick look.
There was a middle-aged mailman slouching out in the hall.
"Where were you when I was hefting all my books upstairs?" I greeted him. "Better late than never, I guess. I could use some help dragging my futon around that corner, into the bedroom. I'd really appreciate they extra muscle."
Fangs, Fur & Forgiveness
OWN YOUR ASPIRATIONS.
Imperfect Mitch
Mitch Hedberg is one funny dude. But his shtick—the stoner who’s mistaken the stage door for the restroom or exit—might be affecting his career trajectory. Dope logic and delayed response time is funny to a point, but it’s maybe not the best business plan.
