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On the well-manicured lawn that is the Democratic primary, there resides a two large groups of little old men shouting epithets at one another, screaming for "these kids" to get the fuck off their lawn.

If astronomers and astrophysicists are correct, we've got another 13-16 billion years until the universe collapses under its own mass and hubris in a Big Crunch - making it all the more impressive that it has taken just a few short months for Sen. Hillary Clinton's world to implode, compacting itself into a fiery mass of universal healthcare and primary-hued pantsuits. And best of all, emanating from deep within the core of this soon-to-be black hole from whence no screams or painfully contrived holiday