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So I have a friend who's kind of a conspiracy theorist. Which is fine, because conspiracy theorists can sometimes help one see the broader picture. Global warming is a scam put on by Ben and Jerry's to sell more ice cream, which in turn helps the Canadian GDP because - unbeknownst to anyone who isn't paying attention - that's where B & J get their milk? Okay. In short, hanging around with a conspiracy theorist is a pretty good substitute for smoking pot.

I am not exactly sure what I am trying to say with my headline. While I won't pick nits with her politics, I fear that if she, my fellow sister, were to gain the white house (I may be the only that holds a candle--for my own reasons) she will raise the CAFE standards even further than 35MPG.

The Saint in me says she is right.

The Devil says, "death to her and all her pets."

Why must she remain so polarizing?