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A Romantic Dinner on a Budget

by Ann Bauer
posted on Dec. 04, 2008 - 9:03am

Back when we were dating, in early 2006, my husband and I used to drop $85 on dinner without giving it a thought. Thirty dollars for a bottle of wine to take home. Another 10 or 15 for sweets to eat in front of the fire. What the hell...

Well, those days are gone.

Fido the Pimp

by Rich Goldsmith
posted on Oct. 16, 2007 - 3:23pm

Crotches are rarely sniffed or nuzzled within the first five minutes of a first date, yet even with ten first dates occurring simultaneously in a crowded Warehouse District coffee shop, this was no ordinary dating scenario. The distracting backdrop of panting, whining, pawing, and the occasional licking of naughty bits, in fact, might evoke thoughts of Roman orgies, or at least fond memories of a certain notorious Viking-laden pleasure cruise.

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