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The Christmas Carcass

by Todd Smith
posted on Dec. 21, 2008 - 10:11pm

For the past eight winters, I've sold Christmas trees in the Twin Cities.  Part of my job on the Christmas tree lot includes delivering and setting up Christmas trees.  Here is an inside look into the absurd world of holiday decorating.

"My Christmas tree smells like pickles," the irate customer barks into the phone.  "Like!  Pickles!"

"Excuse me?"  I reply, holding the phone away from my ear.

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