by Max Ross
posted on Aug. 13, 2008 - 12:21pm
So I have a friend who's kind of a conspiracy theorist. Which is fine, because conspiracy theorists can sometimes help one see the broader picture. Global warming is a scam put on by Ben and Jerry's to sell more ice cream, which in turn helps the Canadian GDP because - unbeknownst to anyone who isn't paying attention - that's where B & J get their milk? Okay. In short, hanging around with a conspiracy theorist is a pretty good substitute for smoking pot.