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Happy Halloween from Bill O'Reilly

by Max Ross
posted on Oct. 31, 2008 - 10:00am

First of all, let's just be clear: Even though childhood obesity is a growing problem (pun alert!) in this country, I refuse to be the guy tonight that gives out boxes of raisins. Probably I'll do the lazy, semi-cruel thing and put out an empty bowl with a ‘please take one' Post-it note posted to the rim. I really believe that disappointing kids by giving them nothing is better than disappointing them by giving them raisins.
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