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Game #37, Home Game #18: Golden State 105, Minnesota 98

Season record: 5-32

1. Low IQ. Low skill level. Low chance of winning.

All things being equal, the Minnesota Timberwolves without Randy Foye and Theo Ratliff, opposing the Golden State Warriors on a sub-zero January night having already clearly established themselves as the worst team in the NBA, will lose to the Golden State Warriors.

Game # 25, Home Game #13: Indiana 118, Minnesota 131

Season record: 4-21

I usually condense two weekend games into a single trey, but tonight's victory over Indiana was sufficiently exciting and worthy of individual comment that I've decided to file this now and let you folks add comments to this and tomorrow night's road game against New Orleans. I'll return for a trey after the Golden State game on Wednesday night. Until then, Happy Holidays, and hoops, to all.

1. The Iron Man