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Last night, after watching another boring Red Carpet Event for the SAG awards, it really made me question why talented actors and actresses whore off everything from their hair to their underwear for the privilege of borrowing something that is probably not in "their" budget--but with the right PR will make you think it could be in "yours."

I am going to piss off a few people here by telling you the truth about this phony act they call "how you can look like your favorite celebrity"--for a price.

I remember years ago co-hosting an event at Planet Hollywood with the actress Jennifer Tilly and having her burst the bubble of me thinking she must make a lot of money acting in films to be able to afford the expensive dress she had on. Jennifer and I were in the woman's restroom waiting to go onstage to introduce her new movie but there was a problem: the zipper of her dress would not go all the way up her back because she underestimated her size to the designer--the designer who offered to GIVE her FREE clothes for her press junket if she made sure to tell every reporter and press person she could "who she was wearing".

I was stunned. The Gucci couture one-of-a-kind $5000 dress she got for FREE and all she had to do was blab about it.. The one mistake I don't think her advisor told her was to be careful about who she shares this little secret with.  Jennifer and I ended up bonding a lot (we both have a REAL set) which makes it difficult to wear certain designer's clothes, and we both knew that we would at some point need a buddy to go to the restroom with and help us zip up. After having a fun night of running to the restroom with my new friend Jennifer Tilly there was a part of me that was a bit pissed off about this free clothes nonsense.

How many times had I seen an outfit on an actress and thought I would invest my money with the designer in hopes of too looking like a glamorous celebrity.  What a complete waste of money over the years that I had thrown to these ego maniac designers who charged naive and shallow people like me thousand of dollars on clothes that were not made with their hard working hands, but with the hands of underage young girls who worked 16 hour days in horrible factory conditions  to just put food on the table for their families. I was disgusted in myself for not doing what was a tiny bit of homework on my part while the designer was boarding some 100 foot yacht in the French Riviera with their new celebrity muse of the moment dining on lobster and fine Champagne.

Well I thought those days were over of the glamorous actress trying to pretend that she spent thousands on gowns and jewels, but after watching actress after actress walk the red carpet with their crib notes on "who they were wearing"  it is clear to me that this ongoing game of celebrity that makes lots of money and still gets free shampoo, conditioner, hair spray, makeup, undergarments, feminine products, hosiery, spanx, gowns, jewelry, purses etc. is still very much a Hollywood game in play.

For young girls out there that want to look like their favorite celebrity, here is some advice from your much older sister Melly.."Don't try and look or act like anyone other than who YOU are.. Be creative and conscious of your budget and remember Hollywood is a GAME that should only be played when you can afford it".

By the way, here's the rundown on what I'm wearing in the photo: the only thing I paid for-the dress; makeup-none "free"; hair-none "free"; jewelry-none "free"; Chapstick-$1.00-Walgreens.