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On Grooviness, Women and Goats

by Chris Birt
posted on Jan. 21, 2009 - 5:57pm

This video explains itself, I believe. I am not sure if there is empirical validation for the goat and horse theory but it sounds symbiotic. I am not calling women goats but I am quite sure I am nothing but a horse. To calm me down, I just require a firm Director's hand. I thank my most lovely of all Directors for her kind touch. Ah, those gloves, surely made from lamb's wool.

And now about that website: www.groovyman.com

7 Reader Comments

Tom Bartel  url11:34pm
Jan 21

That was funny. Even funnier than in person.

Anonymous (not verified)06:48am
Jan 22

Can I run a self-produced video for my website at SecretsoftheCity next?

Tom Bartel  url08:16am
Jan 22

Sure. If you give us half interest in the site, and we like it. And you blog for us for free. And do our ads. And buy us the occasional lunch. And do work for our charities. And amuse us.

Chris Birt09:23am
Jan 22

And I did not vote for Obama. I went way third party. Don't hate me because I am beautiful.

Chris Birt10:04am
Jan 23

I thought the Obama comment, while completely random, would really incite this individual who is bewailing the lack of justice in this world. I thought that perhaps if I told him (I think he's a he) that I was a radical conservative who gives of my time and effort to causes that may never pay me back I could disssaude another reader from ever coming back to my blog.

I am a nihilist. I read Schopenhauer. And yet, I believe in redemption. I also believe its stupid to read your own blog and comment alot. That crap is for Facebook.

Anonymous (not verified)01:50pm
Jan 27

Who is that guy and what's his sexual orientation?

Anonymous (not verified)03:43pm
Jan 30

I know who this guy is and I think I know his sexual orientation. He looks like a very, very young, 1970 version, of George Segal and there was nothing light in the loafers about Geo. Segal.

Anyway, love groovyman. Found two gifts on it, one for my husband and one for my boyfriend, the Nat Nast shirt and the Luminox watch, respectively and respectfully. I don't think I will need to get either of them of goat just yet. But, you never know.

Thanks for the link.

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