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Sexy Librarian Makes Me Stupid

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A few days ago I had an allergic reaction to Obama's acceptance speech. I have not changed my mind about Obama, but I have also quickly learned the perils of speaking out of my butt too fast--which is essentially the origin of most political commentary offered without the baptism of time and experience.

I should have waited a day.

I don't need to know much about Sarah Palin to understand where she is coming from. My first reaction was a devil in a blue dress with sexy librarian shades and a social conservative that will tell me what to do.

While I have not changed my mind about Obama, the timing of my comments and the central reason why he freaks me out may now be coming from the other side of the political spectrum--and as time may show, it could be cloaked in overtly religious terms.

Let me tell you what to do, sinner.

So call me stupid--(and this re-link is by design)

At least I'll be smart enough to vote in a way that favors one candidate without actually voting for their ticket. It's cynical, but I've done it before. Politics is not my religion nor is religion my politics.

I am going back to cars.


 

 

 

10 Reader Comments

Tom Bartel  url09:10am
Sep 2
So what sort of car would a sexy librarian drive? It has to have a big back seat to accommodate Bristol when she borrows it.
Chris Birt10:04am
Sep 2
A 2003 Mustang Cobra convertible. If, that is, you live near an oil pipeline. If life takes a turn for the worse, well then, she can purchase a Smart and move to someplace with more urban density and a social security net. Like Chicago. She'll really learn something that way. She can bum a few bucks off the cook her mom fired when the family moved into the Governors Mansion.
Rich Goldsmith10:57am
Sep 2
Sexy librarians drive old Volvos.
Marian Lib. (not verified)04:17pm
Sep 2
My name is Marian. I once played a librarian in a major musical production and have frequently adopted this alter ego ever since. I usually find it helpful when men, in particular, weigh in on the "naughty" side of this noble profession. First, a refined librarian like me would not be seen in an Volvo. Too big boned and square jawed like the candidate of mention. However I'd gladly take a new C-30 T-5 with a six speed or perhaps a Turbo Mazda 3 -- both fast and with a big enough boot for a few buckets of books Kisses boys Marian the Lib.
Rich Goldsmith05:18pm
Sep 3
Interestingly enough, both cars are built on the same platform. Odd.
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