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^{photo from Pander Watch}

(read aloud)

Obama!

Obama, mama!

Obama mama, blackjack!

Obama mama blackjack, jackpot! Smoke a lot?

Brain rot?

Minnesota

pep rally, rock show! Let's go! Cash flow!

Are we here? Do we know? Where to go? Say so!

Minnesota slam dunk. In the trunk. No junk.

Put it in the mix, punk!

Hoosier daddy

Indiana Tarheel store bought fortune wheel.

No more vacant lots. Hard fought short shots.

Jacka lacka jackpot. Spin the lever. Maybe not.

Don't forget to get the pot.

Summer winner?

Who knows? Who cares? Cash flows down stairs.

Hoosier daddy, where'd he go? Izzy at the rock show?

Scalpin' tickets on the street? Where to meet to beat the heat?

Save the country from the dogs, high hogs, rollin' logs.

Save the country sez you, home brew! Who to screw?

Are we in a hot spot? Be cool, somethin' new.

Tell a vision

Sunday morning on the tube. Am I just another boob?

Tell it to me wholesale. Rock The Nation; find the Grail.

Are ya lyin' press corps? Tell me just a little more.

Over under, what's the score?

Who's a whore?

Revolution,

is it real? Can you feel?

Buy a T shirt?

(not to be confused with "God Bless America")